That’s me, Kassy Reiff, the newest member of Team Zapwater. From diving into Matt Eisler’s newest dive bar, Bar DeVille, to submersing myself in SUB 51, my first weeks at Zapwater have been quite an adventure.

Here are my words of wisdom for those who have yet to swipe their Z-card.

1.) Speak up or move out of the way.

2.) Bring a flashlight; your office mates may be working in the dark.

3.) Be prepared to receive at least five Facebook event invites per week.

4.) Don’t unplug your MAC! It will die within five seconds of said activity.

5.) And last, but certainly not least, get ready to work with some of the nicest, funniest and quirkiest PR professionals around.

Kassy Reiff