12 MONTHS TO DIE(T) FOR
My diet series “12 Months to Die(t) For” started on March 1st as promised. I have completed two months of diets (with a slight break at the end of April while I was on vacation) and, much to my dismay, am only down three pounds.
Diet #1 – Starvation For my first month, I decided to get after it since bathing suit season is around the corner. In short, I didn’t eat. No fat, no dairy, no sugar, no soda…you get the idea. I drank black coffee for breakfast, had four ounces of lean meat with lettuce and cucumbers for lunch, and repeated the same for dinner. After thirty days, I lost four pounds. That’s all I have to say about that. ￼
Diet #2 – Atkins April brought the Atkins. Eating meat and cheese after coming close to eating my pets a few days earlier was deliciously fun. Unfortunately, I am the only person in America that gained weight on the Atkins diet. Not sure how that happened. It’s the black cloud of cellulite that follows me wherever I go. Twenty-seven days of the Atkins diet gave me back one pound. ￼ I’ve been on hiatus for the last week just trying to keep my calories in check and exercise. The next diet suggestion came from Zapwater’s British invasion, Shreena. The Special K Challenge will begin May 15th. Stay tuned.
Mayra Bacik CFO